07:30 -  Alarm rings, hits snooze. 

08:16 - Rushes to bathroom. Fixes comb over. 

08:35 - Stuck in Traffic. 

08:50 - Orders the usual. 

08:52 - Pays 5 dollars on Credit. 

09:08 - 8 minutes late to work. No one cares. 

09:30 - Checks Bank account. It’s Red. 

10:00 - Boss calls a meeting. Notices a coffee stain. 

10:30 - Finds men’s fitness articles. 

10:35 - Researches author. Discovers overweight women. 

12:00 - Has lunch with friends. Doesn’t listen to anything they say.
 

12:20 - Gets upset about executive bankers getting paid too much. Friends nod. 

 12:55 - Pays for friends with credit. 

13:00 - See’s cute girl in cubicle near him. 

13:10 - Tries to start a conversation on inner-company communication system. 

13:11 - Trash talks the boss. 

13:13 - Asks her out. 

 13:14 - Fails. Surfs the internet. 

 14:30 - Gets some mediocre work done. 

 15:45 - Notices student loan payment notification. Due tomorrow. 

 15:50 - Looks for new job on craigslist.

16:20 - Finds one. Doesn’t apply. 

 16:30 - Receives email from boss. Surfs Facebook. 

 17:00 - Responds to email. Leaves work. 

 17:20 - Happy Hour. 

 17:45 - Gets mad. Isn’t going to win the bet. 

 17:55 - Complains to friends that athletes get paid too much.

 18:00 - Has a conversation:

Suit guy at the bar asks, “Why are you here?”

- “What do you mean?”

“Why are you here, eating wings?”

- “To watch the game. Why?”

“So you’re paying money to watch the game?”

- “No, I’m paying money for the wings.”

“Never mind buddy, take care.” 

19:00 - Games over. Bet Lost. Rushes home for TV. 

 21:00 - Sips Coke. Hope it helps sobriety.

23:00 - Goes to bed.

Wishes he had more time.

07:30 - Alarm rings, hits snooze.

- JL